Thank God most of our fans are huge perverts.

Leela

Never bet against me being stupid.

Fry

Aaaand boned!

Bender

Leela: Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery?
Fry: It got us a lot of customers!
Leela: We're a delivery company!

Attention passengers please remain seated until the plane comes to a complete crash.

Amy

In the event of a wormhole sendin' us back in time do not kill your parents. If you are traveling with small children help them not to kill you before not killing your own parents.

Bender

Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage. If we actually pay it, we can keep the building!

Conrad

Conrad: And we're out of business.
Professor: Good news, we're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
Leela: It's crunch time, let's do this... Ugh, it's for you professor.

Futurama Season 8 Episode 1 Quotes

Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage. If we actually pay it, we can keep the building!

Conrad

Conrad: And we're out of business.
Professor: Good news, we're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
Leela: It's crunch time, let's do this... Ugh, it's for you professor.