You two make me ashamed to call myself an idiot.

Fry

All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer.

Professor

Professor: How's your football team?
Da Vinci: Learned.

It's truly a masterpiece, notice how the perspective lines draw the eye right to his dong.

Fry

Profesor: Trevi! It's the Trevi Fountain! There can be no question!
Leela: But Professor...
Profesor: There can be no question!

Ah, well...at least he'll make a nice heap

Animatronio

The markings indicate how many paces we're supposed to take! One... Okay, we're there.

Professor

Fry: Leela, wanna join the mile-deep club?
Leela: Sure, why not?

I suppose if I have an Achilles Heel, it's because I bought it at that same auction.

Professor
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