Futurama Season 2 Episode 3: "When Aliens Attack" Quotes
Fry: Y'know, I saw the first 30 seconds of that episode. If I could make up an ending, maybe we could act it out ourselves.
Zoidberg: I could make the costumes.
Farnsworth: I have an old five-megawatt broadcasting tower in the attic.
Bender: And I, I could be an acting coach!
Amy: Check this out: Back in 1999 the season finale of Single Female Lawyer was interrupted by technical problems. Apparently some zidiot spilled Coke on the transmitter.
Fry: Beer... I would think.
Leela: They're going to destroy the entire Earth if they don't see some stupid TV show about some bimbo lawyer?
Fry: It's crazy! How could they even know about a show from a thousand years ago?
Farnsworth: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away. So the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there. You see-
Fry: Magic. Got it.
Lrrr: We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow - 8 central!
Farnsworth: I'm beginning to think there'll be no forced mating at all.
Fry: Wait, I know her.
Leela: You do not, you big fat liar. You don't know anyone. All you do is watch TV.
Fry: That's where I know her from. She's Jenny McNeal. She was a character on a TV show back in the 20th century, Single Female Lawyer.
Bender: Well if they're hoping to see a TV show that hasn't existed for a thousand years, pft, they are royally boned.
Lrrr: Give us McNeal!
Zapp: That was McNeal.
Nd-Nd: No, McNeal, the single female lawyer.
Lrrr: She wears miniskirts and is promiscuous.
Zapp: Really?
Lrrr: We want McNeal! Stop stalling!
Linda: And now a rebuttal from President McNeal.
McNeal: The people of Earth remain united in my refusal to hand over myself. Total annihilation is a small price to pay compared with- (Zapp stuffs him in a sack and carrys him out; the crowd cheers)
You'll be the captain, you'll be the delivery boy, and you'll be the alcoholic, foul-mouthed- [The door behind him opens and the real crew walk in.] Oh, God, you're alive. I mean, thank God you're alive! [He turns back to the others.] Sorry, check back in three days, a week at the most.
Farnsworth
This is hopeless. If we're gonna get blown to bits, we might as well do it in the comfort of our own home.
Leela
Leela: Bender, damage report.
Bender: The auxiliary power's out, and they spilled my cocktail.
Fry: I'm gonna be a science-fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
Leela: Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?
Fry: Sure, I just like TV better.
Single female lawyer, fighting for her clients, wearing sexy mini skirts, and being self reliant. Hey I'm pretty good.
Bender
