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Futurama "When Aliens Attack" Quotes

Lrr: Surely you know McNeil. She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world.
Zapp Brannigan: Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the world.
Fry: But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world.
 • Rating: Unrated

TV Guy: Oh my God. You knocked FOX off the air!
Fry: Pfft, like anyone on Earth cares.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: How do I look?
Farnsworth: Like a French Harlot!
Amy: (disappointed) French... ?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: What are you showing right now?
Tv Producer: "Single Female Lawyer", it's the season finale; you wanna watch?
Fry: Aw, I dunno...that's a chick show. I prefer programs of the genre: World's blankiest blank
Tv Producer: She is wearing the world's 'shortiest' skirt...
Fry: I'm in.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zapp Brannigan: Good work everyone; the mother-ship is destroyed. (Mother-ship emerges from space) What the hell is that thing?
Kif: It appears to be the mother-ship...
Zapp Brannigan: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: (checks radar) The Hubble Telescope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zapp Brannigan: (watching the battle) Stop exploding you cowards!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Amy: There aren't any copies left...
Farnsworth: No, there wouldn't be...most video-tapes from that era were damaged in 2443, during the second coming of Jesus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ndnd: It is true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fry: Pizza delivery! Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh?
Technician: Well, it's a Fox affiliate.
 • Rating: Unrated

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