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We find the defendant vulnerable yet spunky!

Hermes

And now we must return to our planet, to catch the end of a thousand-year-old Leno monologue.

Lrrr

Lrrr: Attention, McNeal. We are reasonably satisfied with the events we have seen. Overall I would rate it a C+, OK, not great. As a result, we will not destroy your planet. But neither will we provide you with our recipe for immortality.
Fry: Way to overact, Zoidberg!

Fry: Now just read these cue cards... And action!
Farnsworth: Miss McNeal, I'm afraid I must decline your offer of marriage. For, you see, I'm dying. Cough, then fall over dead.
Zoidberg: My God, he's dead.
Farnsworth checks his pulse

Trust me on this. While other people were out living their lives, I wasted mine watching TV, because deep down I knew it might one day help me save the world. Plus, I would have lost my Workman's Comp if I had gone outside.

Fry

Lrrr: Attention, McNeal. Your unexpected marriage plan scares us. You stole our hearts as a single female lawyer, and so shall you remain - or else!
Fry: You see? TV audiences don't want anything original. They wanna see the same thing they've seen a thousand times before.
Bender: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Fry?

Fry: Married? Jenny can't get married.
Leela: Why not? It's clever, it's unexpected.
Fry: But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared.

Fry: No, no! Go to commercial!
Bender: We'll be back after this word from Crazy Bender's Discount Stereo.

Leela: Uh, g- uh, getting back to the, uh, matter, uh-uh, if it please the court... Fry, there's nothing else here. You only wrote two pages of dialogue.
Fry: Well, it took an hour to write. I thought it would take an hour to read.

Farnsworth: Uh... Jenny McNeal, you are charged with jury-tampering in last week's case... on account of your hot, naked affair with the foreman. How do you plead?
Leela: Your Honour, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that I'm also having a hot, naked affair with the foreman of this jury.
Hermes: I'll see you during the recess!
Lrrr: If McNeal wishes to be taken seriously why does she not simply tear the judge's head off?

Prepare the water cooler, that we may gather around it later and discuss things.

Lrrr

Single female lawyer, fighting for her clients, wearing sexy mini skirts, and being self reliant. Hey I'm pretty good.

Bender
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

We find the defendant vulnerable yet spunky!

Hermes

Single female lawyer, fighting for her clients, wearing sexy mini skirts, and being self reliant. Hey I'm pretty good.

Bender