Zapp Brannigan: Good work everyone; the mother-ship is destroyed. (Mother-ship emerges from space) What the hell is that thing?
Kif: It appears to be the mother-ship...
Zapp Brannigan: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: (checks radar) The Hubble Telescope.

Fry: What are you showing right now?
Tv Producer: "Single Female Lawyer", it's the season finale; you wanna watch?
Fry: Aw, I dunno...that's a chick show. I prefer programs of the genre: World's blankiest blank
Tv Producer: She is wearing the world's 'shortiest' skirt...
Fry: I'm in.

Amy: How do I look?
Farnsworth: Like a French Harlot!
Amy: (disappointed) French... ?

TV Guy: Oh my God. You knocked FOX off the air!
Fry: Pfft, like anyone on Earth cares.

Leela: Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the world.
Fry: But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world.

Lrr: Surely you know McNeil. She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world.
Zapp Brannigan: Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.

Futurama Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

We find the defendant vulnerable yet spunky!

Hermes

Single female lawyer, fighting for her clients, wearing sexy mini skirts, and being self reliant. Hey I'm pretty good.

Bender