Favorite Game of Thrones Quotes
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....Tyrion
The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?Tyrion Lannister
Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief that a thousand lying whores.Tyrion
Lysa Arryn: You don't fight with honor!
Bronn: No, he did.
A sword swallower through and through.Olenna
Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege.
Tyrion: A wedding.
An unhappy wife is a wine merchant's best friend.Cersei Lannister
If we do it your way kingslayer, you'd win. We're not doing it your way.Robb
There are no men like me. Only me.Jaime
Money buys a man's silence for a time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever.Baelish
I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.Tyrion
Old Nanny: I know a story about a crow.
Bran: I hate your stories.
Old Nanny: I know a story about a boy who hated stories.