The world is overflowing with horrible things, but they're all a tray of cakes next to death.

Olenna Tyrell

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Arya: You don't have a map?
Sandor Clegane: No I don't have a map.
Arya: Maybe we should get one.
Sandor Clegane: Aye just point out the next map shop you see and I'll buy you one.

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King Robert: Lord Eddard Stark, I would name you the Hand of the king.
Ned: I'm not worthy of the honor
King Robert: I'm not trying to honor you, I'm trying to get you to run my kingdom while I eat drink and whore my way to an early grave. Dammit, Ned, stand up.

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Tyrion: And how do a bear's balls taste?
Yoren: A bit chewy. What about you, milord. What's the strangest thing you've eaten?
Tyrion: Do Dornish girls count?

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King Robert: Your outlaw, any last words?
Jaime: I cut his head off, so, no.
King Robert: What about Aerys Targaryen? What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back? I never asked. Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for a reprieve.
Jaime: He said the same thing he'd been saying for hours. Burn them all. If that's all, your Grace.

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Strange thing, the first time you cut a man. Realize we are nothing but sacks of meat, blood and some bone to keep it all standing. Let me thank you ahead of time for guarding us from the perils behind the wall. Wildlings, white walkers and what not. We're grateful to have good, strong men like you to protect us.

Jaime

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Tell me, if I stabbed the Mad King is the belly instead of the back, would you admire me more?

Jaime

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If you ever call me sister again ill have you strangled in your sleep.

Cersei

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I can always see what's going on beneath a dress. Been at this a long time. I bet when you take that dress off everything stays right where it is. Don't drop an inch.

Walder Frey

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He attacked one of my brothers and abducted the other. I should wear the armor, and you the gown.

Cersei

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You won't be a prisoner after today, you'll be my wife.

Tyrion

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Ned: You understand why I did it.
Bran: John said he was a deserter.
Ned: But you understand why I had to kill him.
Bran: Our way is the old way.
Ned: The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.

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