Ned: Glad to see your protecting the throne.
Jaime: This sturdy old thing? How many kings asses have polished it, I wonder. And, what's the line? The King shits, and the Hand wipes.

Ned: There's great honor serving in the Night's Watch. The Starks have manned the wall for thousands of years, and you are a Stark. You may not have my name, but you have my blood.
Jon: Is my mother alive. Does she know about me, where I am, where I'm going? Does she care?
Ned: The next time we see each other, we'll talk about your mother. Hmmm? I promise.

Jon: All the best swords have names you know.
Arya: Sansa can have her sewing needles. I have a Needle of my own.

Jon: First lesson, stick em with the pointy end.
Arya: I know which end to use.
Jon: I'm going to miss you.

Give my regards to the Night's Watch. I'm sure it will be thrilling. And if it's not, it's only for life.

Jaime

Strange thing, the first time you cut a man. Realize we are nothing but sacks of meat, blood and some bone to keep it all standing. Let me thank you ahead of time for guarding us from the perils behind the wall. Wildlings, white walkers and what not. We're grateful to have good, strong men like you to protect us.

Jaime

Robert was crazed, beat his hands bloody on the wall. All the things men do to show you that they care.

Cersei

Jaime: Tell me you're not thinking of taking The Black.
Tyrion: And go celibate? The whores would go begging from Casterly Rock. I just want to stand on the edge and piss off the end of the world.

I have no interest in hospitality or comfort. I'll stay with Drogo until he fulfills his end of the bargain and I get my crown.

Viserys

Ned: How did he get so fat?
Catelyn: He only stops eating when it's time to drink.

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

King Robert: Lord Eddard Stark, I would name you the Hand of the king.
Ned: I'm not worthy of the honor
King Robert: I'm not trying to honor you, I'm trying to get you to run my kingdom while I eat drink and whore my way to an early grave. Dammit, Ned, stand up.

Game of Thrones Quotes

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.

Arya