Favorite GCB Quotes
And I love your Selena. Someone shot her, right?
Carlene
Well, well, well, Carlene. I think Amanda just out Christianed you.
Cricket
I don't remember the exact verse, but the bible is just full of that kind of whoop ass.
Cricket
Today's sophisticate and dynamic woman decides and accepts what her life is going to be it's not fair to someone just to walk in there and rip it to hell just because he has a penis.
Cricket
I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I'm with ya.
Gigi
At least you're using your boobies for good and not evil.
Carlene
Gigi: You know it was awfully nice of her to dedicate this song to you.
Amanda: Mother, Jesus Take The Wheel? My husband died in a car crash.
I mean why would anybody in their right mind leave Dallas for Southern California? We've got the same weather without the liberals.
Gigi
Amanda: How do you apologize for shooting someone?
Elizabeth: That is an etiquette conundrum you will not find in Emily Post. You know, I have Dick Cheney's number someplace.
Oh yeah, fun fact! Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth and Dallas has more strip clubs than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard.
Amanda
Well, darlin', we all hope you're here for good. And not for evil.
Carlene
If this is what it takes for Panda's to hump no wonder they're going extinct!
Cricket
