Favorite GCB Quotes
If this is what it takes for Panda's to hump no wonder they're going extinct!
Cricket
Gigi: You know it was awfully nice of her to dedicate this song to you.
Amanda: Mother, Jesus Take The Wheel? My husband died in a car crash.
I mean why would anybody in their right mind leave Dallas for Southern California? We've got the same weather without the liberals.
Gigi
You couldn't become a star even if Hollywood was destroyed by a meteor.
Amanda
I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I'm with ya.
Gigi
I am just not in the position to give up alcohol, sushi, or grabbing stimulus dollars for nine months.
Cricket
Well, darlin', we all hope you're here for good. And not for evil.
Carlene
When I walked in on my son greasin' his gun, I was bein' punished!
Carlene
Losing twelve pounds is a stomach virus. Losing 60 is sexy.
Gigi
Amanda: Truthfully?
Blake: No, please lie. Cause it's a $35 million investment and I would like it to fail.
As God is my witness I will never wear pants to church again!
Amanda
Cricket: Speaking of Daddy business, you seem very busy up at the ranch with your new foreman, Randy.
Blake: Rusty.
Cricket. Rusty.
Blake: That relationship has nothing to do with this. Never has, you know that.
