Favorite GCB Quotes
Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, nobody understands Revelations - never have, never will - and, anyways, by the time it comes around we will all be dead!
Carlene
Why you askin' me? From the way you talk Ripp knocks the nickels out of you every five seconds.
Cricket
You're in my thicket in the middle of the night.
Cricket
I just wish I could figure out why my bit won't drill.
Ripp
Cricket: Speaking of Daddy business, you seem very busy up at the ranch with your new foreman, Randy.
Blake: Rusty.
Cricket. Rusty.
Blake: That relationship has nothing to do with this. Never has, you know that.
I didn't realize I had broken a commandment. Thou shall not wear slacks to church.
Amanda
Sharon, from the moment we were crowned at prom I swear, every time I imagined how my life would be, you were at my side. And now I hurt ya. Can you forgive me?
Zach
Amanda, because of your unspeakable cruelty, I transformed myself from a javelina to the beautiful, powerful Christian woman you see before you today.
Carlene
Juan Valdez might not understand English, but I'll be he'll understand sex. Work it! Get us out of here!
Cricket
I'll hold him down while you slit his throat.
Gigi
Don't argue with me. I have pesos and I'm packing.
Gigi
What the hell is a heckhouse?
Amanda
