Gilmore Girls Season 1 Quotes
(Drella is playing the intro to Iron Man on the harp)
Lorelai: No Black Sabbath.
Drella: No one is listening.
Lorelai: No Black Sabbath, no Steely Dan, no Boston and no Queen.
Drella: What happened to make you so cold?
Lorelai: We like that Mozart. (heads towards the kitchen)
Drella: I am the Artie Shaw of harpists.
Max: I apologize for the behavior of some of our guests tonight, it's a tough time for some people.
Lorelai: The SAT season...?
Max: The waking hours.
Rory: I'm not stubborn.
Lorelai: Yes you are.
Rory: No I'm not.
Lorelai: Fine, you're not.
Rory: Thank you.
The battle for soup versus salad is raging in the other room. Come quick and settle it, please, as I'm running out of French curse words that they won't understand.
Michel
(referring to Michel) Can't stand the talk. Love to watch the walk.
Drella
Rory: Is it hard to become a member here?
Richard: Everyone has to go through a thorough screening process.
Rory: Kind of like the FBI?
Richard: We're much more thorough than that.
Lorelai: I'm sorry. Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia?
Richard: What do you mean?
Lorelai: Well, one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: And your point being?
Lorelai: That one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelai. I don't have time to keep up with the multitudes of people that your mother employs.
Lorelai: But one is a man and one is a woman.
Mrs. Shales: Their father spoiled them.
Lorelai: Oh, they're just excited.
Mrs. Shales: They're spoiled. And they won't move away.
Emily: So, Lorelai, how are things at that charming little inn of yours?
Lorelai: Mm -- they're still charming and little. We're just crossing our fingers it doesn't assert itself and become rude and large.
Lorelai: The dinner was so wonderful, Mira.
Sarah: It's Sarah.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm sorry.
(Sarah leaves)
Lorelai: Mom! Her name is Sarah!
Emily: I thought she said Mira.
Lorelai: Ugh.
Emily: Mira, come cut the cake please.
Lorelai: Yes, and why don't you bring Sarah out here with you?
Mrs. Shales: Do you have children?
Lorelai: A daughter.
Mrs. Shales: Do you hate her?
Lorelai: No.
Mrs. Shales: Not ever?
Lorelai: Well, I wasn't wildly fond of her during labor.
Mrs. Shales: That was the high point for me.
A crazy evil spirit obsessed with bra size took over my body.
Lorelai
