Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
(writing in the guestbook) I sat and forever am at work here.
Rory
(Lorelai and Rory are sitting on stairs at the B&B)
Rory: Why can't we just run out the door past all those people?
Lorelai: Oh, not unless you want to be stopped and answer questions for an hour about Chilton, living in a small town, and your hunky hunky boyfriend.
Lorelai:(walking into a dorm room at Harvard) Suzie... Suzie...
Rory: What are you doing?
Lorelai: If anyone catches us in here, that is our excuse. Besides, there is a thirty-percent chance the girl who lives in here is named Suzie.
Rory: Okay, this is breaking and entering. Let's go.
Lorelai: Wait! Let me get a picture of you at the desk. (Rory sits down) No! Look at the book like you're studying. There. (Takes picture)
Rory: Okay, now let's go.
Lorelai: Fine. (Leave dorm room, run into another girl right outside) Oh, hey Suzie!
Lorelai: Max, they're teenagers. They can kiss a little bit.
Max: Okay, well, what do I do if Rory comes home drunk?
Lorelai: Come on!
Max: It happens.
Lorelai: Not to Rory it doesn't.
Max: I know. But theoretically, just in a make believe world, if she did, what would I do?
Lorelai: Nothing.
Max: Excuse me?
Lorelai: No, you would do nothing. I would handle it.
Max: So basically, I have no role in Rory's life.
Lorelai: Max, Rory's done. She's brought up, she's Rory. You don't need a role.
Max: Fine.
Lorelai: I don't see the problem here.
Max: Clearly. So, I should do nothing around here ever.
Lorelai: No, not nothing ever.
Max: What then?
Lorelai: Well, making the garlic bread the other night was really good.
(about Max knowing his way around the kitchen)
Rory: He has much knowledge.
Lorelai: We shall form a cult around him.
Rory: Build a statue many stories high.
Lorelai: We shall grow our hair long and stop bathing.
Rory: Wow, totally deserted.
Lorelai: We're the last ones left.
Rory: So, are we almost there?
Lorelai: We're almost there, and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going.
Rory: We're practically gone already.
Lorelai: Look out, world!
I feel like crap on toast.
Michel
Lorelai: Did you mean all those things you said about marriage?
Luke: What things?
Lorelai: You really want me to repeat them to you?
Luke: No I mean, I guess, for some people, marriage isn't the worst thing in the world. I mean it's probably better than being hobbled or something like that.
Lorelai: And people can evolve together don't you think?
Luke: Maybe.
Lorelai: Yoko and John Lennon did. They got closer and closer as the years went by. At the end they even had the same face.
Luke: It got a little spooky.
Lorelai: But cool
Luke: Yeah, they were lucky. I guess if you can find that one person, you know, who's willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you, or you know, make you eat French food, then marriage can be all right...but that's only if you find that person.
Lorelai: Yeah, if you find that person.
Lorelai: Pack!
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Pack.
Rory: What's going on?
Lorelai: We are hitting the road.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Pack everything. Traveling light is for girls.
Rory: What's going on here? Why are we hitting the road?
Lorelai: We haven't taken a road trip in forever and the weather is perfect.
Rory: We can't take a road trip. You're getting married this weekend.
Lorelai: Do you have my blue swimsuit?
Rory: What about Max?
Lorelai: Sunscreen, we need sunscreen.
Rory: Mom, stop.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Are you and Max getting married?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: (starts crying) Because I didn't want to try on my wedding dress every night.
(Max opens a drawer in the oven)
Lorelai: Wow, did you know we had that?
Rory: Not a clue.
Rory: Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?
Lorelai: Well that's not fair. The cake doesn't have legs.
If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Lorelai
