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I have been dating someone who treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.


But I want you to know, that the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little. Because I'm a man and I know how to do things.

Booth [to Marnie]

The app is free, but breaking the word to yourself isn't.

Charlie [to Marnie]

Really knowing someone is something else. It’s a completely different thing and when it happens you won’t be able to miss it. You will be aware. And you won’t hurt or be afraid. Okay?

Adam [to Marnie]

Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.


Is this fucking face space or some shit?


I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.


Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.


I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.

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