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Girls

I have been dating someone who treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.

Hannah

But I want you to know, that the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little. Because I'm a man and I know how to do things.

Booth [to Marnie]

The app is free, but breaking the word to yourself isn't.

Charlie [to Marnie]

Is this fucking face space or some shit?

Adam

Really knowing someone is something else. It’s a completely different thing and when it happens you won’t be able to miss it. You will be aware. And you won’t hurt or be afraid. Okay?

Adam [to Marnie]

I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.

Shoshanna

Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.

Hannah

Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.

Shoshanna

It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.

Hannah

Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?

Hannah

Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.

Shoshanna

It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."

Hannah
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Girls Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.

Hannah
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