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Girls

I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.

Hannah

I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.

Elijah

You know what I'm gonna do from now on, I'm gonna ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.

Hannah

But I want you to know, that the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little. Because I'm a man and I know how to do things.

Booth [to Marnie]

In the STD world, I think it's kinda courteous.

Shoshanna

Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.

Shoshanna

It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."

Hannah

My best dyke friend works for a dick doctor and I don't have that shit.

Charlie

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

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Girls Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

My best dyke friend works for a dick doctor and I don't have that shit.

Charlie

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

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