Girls "Hannah's Diary" Quotes
Hannah: I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Shoshanna: I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shoshanna: I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.
• Rating: Unrated
Terry's friend [about Jessa]: Who cares if she's present. She has a face like Brigitte Bardot and an ass like Rihanna!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jessa: You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Hannah: It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: That's a semi hard d**k with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
• Rating: Unrated
Jessa [to Marnie]: Would you be dead before you learned to recognize a recently f**ked person?
• Rating: Unrated
Hannah: I can't take a serious naked picture of myself. That's just not who I am.
• Rating: Unrated
Charlie [to Hannah]: You look like a Mexican teenager.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
