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Girls

Urine is sterile, a lot of people pee on wounds to make them sterile.

Adam

That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.

Marnie

We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.

Marnie [to Jessa]

You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.

Jessa [to Marnie]

I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.

Marnie [about Adam]

It feels like an epic fuckfest with a ghost.

Jessa

When I broke up with my girlfriend from college, so sad, I lost 30 lbs, I couldn't move or talk or get my dick hard, but it also made me go hey who am I and what do I want?

Adam

Adam: Could you fly?
Hannah: No I couldn't fly, but I didn't have ears that big.

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