I guess we're probably not really "huggers."

Hannah [to Adam]

I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.

Shoshanna

Sometimes being really good all the time feels really bad. But I'm on a journey. It's my journey and I'm okay.

Marnie

Dude you have got to get your shit together. Okay? You're flailing. I've never even seen you like this before.

Charlie [to Marnie]

Okay I don't want this to be awkward but like you look amazing, like seriously you could have sex with like any girl at this party including me. Oh my God.

Shoshanna [to Charlie]

I've just been having a little trouble with my mental state these days.

Hannah

I heard air hiss out the hole!

Hannah

I'd rather you be fat and healthy.

Adam

I've been known to dabble in the Macintosh arts.

Ray

Adam: I like how clear you are with me.
Natalia: What other way is there?

I guess it's classic to have to masturbate 8-16 times a night until your legs shake and you're crying and you're trying to make sure your parents didn't hear you so you check their door 8 times.

Hannah

C'mon you're not anorexic, that's ridiculous. I've seen you in a bathing suit.

Hannah's Dad

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.