Girls Quotes
Isn't that the crazy part about all of this? Like, about being alive right now. That so much of your life, your world, can be destroyed by something called "Tumblr" without an 'e'?
Chuck
Last year, I'm at a warehouse party in Bushwick, and this dude comes up to me, and he's like 'Horvath! We went to middle school together. East Lansing!' And I'm like, 'Oh my god, remember how crazy Mr. Lasky's class was? He was basically trying to molest me.' You know what this kid said? He looks at me in the middle of this fucking party, like he's a judge, and goes, 'That's a very serious accusation, Hannah.' And he walked away. And there I am, and I'm just 11 again, and I'm just getting my fucking neck rubbed. Because that stuff never goes away.
Hannah
Hannah: God, I hope someone writes a book about what a cunt I am someday.
Chuck: Do you?
Hannah: Yeah, obviously! What would be better than to ruin someone's life with your wanton sex appeal and icicle-sharp intellect? But I'm half-Jewish, so I don't really see that happening for me.
Hannah: And now, she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal!
Elijah: He's not getting anything up Marnie's ass!
I'm happy to share my Google Cal with you, if you want to make actual plans.
Shoshanna
This is all getting very Teen Witch-y, like when she goes into that store and gets the amulet.
Hannah
Hannah: But seriously, Marnie, it can be pretty hard to have observations about other people when you're only thinking about yourself. I would know. And I'm not judging you, okay? I promise. I'm done with that. I'm done judging, I'm done being superior, I'm done acting like I know anything at all. None of us know fucking anything!
Marnie: We don't know shit, do we?
Hannah: Nope.
He looks like someone in the Pacific Northwest knit a man.
Hannah [about Desi]
You are so bad at knowing when people are high. Do you remember that time I drank sizzurp and you thought I had senioritis?
Hannah [to Marnie]
Wow... I have never felt such an intense need to Instagram a stranger.
Hannah
Hello, darkness, my old friend.
Desi [whispering]
Shosh, first of all, I can't believe that you ever hung out with those girls, they're awful. They're like Khloe Kardashian and Bethenny Frankel, if those women weren't amazing and total revolutionaries.
Jessa
