Girls Quotes
Hi. I love your party. The best pigs in blankets in the tri-state area.
Jessa
This is all getting very Teen Witch-y, like when she goes into that store and gets the amulet.
Hannah
Hannah: And now, she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal!
Elijah: He's not getting anything up Marnie's ass!
It's so much easier to love something than to hate it, don't you think? Love's the easiest thing in the world.
Paul-Louis
Hannah: Is there anything creepier than a fish?
Paul-Louis: No.
Paul-Louis: What's the cure for everything?
Hannah: Uh, penicillin?
Paul-Louis: Salt. Tears, sweat, the sea. Think about it. I call it the "big blue medicine pill."
Shoshanna: Hey, do you want some coffee?
Marnie: No. Good. Definitely have coffee. I bought it at, like, a real coffee place. Here you go.
Shoshanna: Oh, yeah, well, you know that he doesn't drink coffee from multinational conglomerates.
Ray: Yeah. Appreciate the thought, though.
Oh my god, I know him! He's my surf teacher! I'm gonna fuck him!
Hannah [to nobody]
Hannah: Hey, if I order some more drinks and charge them to my magazine, would you want one?
Paul-Louis: Yeah. Thanks. I love drinking. But I'm cool, because I can drink a lot and not be an alcoholic.
Hannah: Very, very dope.
Paul-Louis: It's tricky, but...
Hannah: I don't really need these, this was all a charade. I am completely fine.
Nurse Laura: No shit. I'm just surprised you're not asking for opiates.
Look, I'm gonna have to crash here for a while. So I'm gonna have to lie down where your vagina is.
Ray
Ray: What's up? What's going on here? Where's all my stuff?
Adam: Well, we needed a clearer space for sex reasons, so we thought we'd give you your own area.
Ray: So you put my stuff in the corner?
