Dude you have got to get your shit together. Okay? You're flailing. I've never even seen you like this before.

Charlie [to Marnie]

Okay I don't want this to be awkward but like you look amazing, like seriously you could have sex with like any girl at this party including me. Oh my God.

Shoshanna [to Charlie]

I've just been having a little trouble with my mental state these days.


I heard air hiss out the hole!


I'd rather you be fat and healthy.


I've been known to dabble in the Macintosh arts.


Adam: I like how clear you are with me.
Natalia: What other way is there?

I guess it's classic to have to masturbate 8-16 times a night until your legs shake and you're crying and you're trying to make sure your parents didn't hear you so you check their door 8 times.


C'mon you're not anorexic, that's ridiculous. I've seen you in a bathing suit.

Hannah's Dad

Ray {to Marnie]: Turn this potential energy into kinetic energy.

You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.


The app is free, but breaking the word to yourself isn't.

Charlie [to Marnie]

Girls Season 2 Quotes

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.