Oh and you guys remember Adam from my period of mental illness.

Hannah [to her parents]

If you don't tell me what you're sick with I can't help you. And furthermore, I can't care.

Ray

You should feel very confident because I am a lot better at this when I'm not in the middle of an Obsessive Compulsive Meltdown.

Hannah

Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.

Shoshanna

I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.

Hannah

No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.

Hannah

This rocking chair is so pointy, it’s not giving me any room to express myself.

Hannah

Marnie: Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
Hannah: She’s really just a life addict.

I’m really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don’t have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake.

Hannah

I just think that women get stuck in a vortex of guilt and jealous with each other that keeps them from seeing situation’s clearly.

Adam

My friend Rachel is fully addicted to blueberry redbull and she always tells me she hasn’t had one and she tells like with a blue tongue.

Shoshanna

Wowwww, when was the last time an addict lied?

Adam

Girls Season 3 Quotes

I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.

Hannah

I have uh, I have trouble with confrontation.

Adam