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Glee

Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?

Blaine

Am I still here? Am I invisible?

Artie

I blame Sarah McLachlan.

Artie

Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

Kurt

I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Kurt

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Kurt

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Sam

I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.

June

You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.

Mercedes

That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Santana

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana
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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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