Glee

Glee Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 10: "Yes/No"

Sugar [to Artie]: I'm really worried people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Betty: I, Betty Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School... you may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It's simple: in mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 9: "Extraordinary Merry Christmas"

Narrator: Tonight's special is brought to you by Breadstix, now with even more breadsticks!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Santana: Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Where's my bling?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Artie: It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Santana: That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Sue: I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 8: "Hold on to Sixteen"

Santana: It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rachel: We're kind of friends huh?
Quinn: Kind of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shelby: Don't wish away your life, you're exactly where you're supposed to be.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sam: Do you know the song "Jack and Dianne" by John Mellencamp?
Quinn: Please don't sing.
Sam: My favorite lyric is this one, hold on to sixteen as long as you can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You smell like Craigslist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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