Glee

Glee Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 17: "Guilty Pleasures"

Santana: I don't even think you need all of these beauty products Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect, unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kurt: My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blaine: If we all share musical shame with each other, we could all become a more cohesive team for regionals.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Brittany: Please be songs about sweaters.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sam: My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in Shine except with macaroni.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 16: "Feud"

Brody: Listen, I can explain this.
Finn: Shut your mouth.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marley: You're a natural leader, Finn. A teacher. You don't need Mr. Shue's approval to be that.
Finn: Yeah, but I do need a little thing called a teaching degree.
Marley: So, go get one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marley: Can I speak freely?
Finn: Yeah, sure, I'm not your commanding officer or anything. Say whatever you want.
Marley: Dude, you really need to grow a pair.
Finn: Maybe we should go back to you not speaking so freely.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: [to Blaine] Well, I hope you're ready for some form-fitting polyester, gay Clark Kent from season one of Smallville. Because it looks like you're going to be the bottom of my Cheerios pyramid after all.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I'm pretty sure she just stole my comforter.
Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: [to Santana] We just got off the phone with Brody. Did you confront him at NYADA with a Paula Abdul song?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sue: It's time to perfect my Nicki Minaj where the hell did that come from cuckoo for cocoa puffs crazy pants threat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marley: [to Jake] I love you, and that means something to me. It's not just words.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santana: [to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Don't act like you're above these kids, Finn. Not that long ago you were one of them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blaine: I'm not rejoining the Cheerios.
Sue: Oh you most certainly are. Or something unfortunate will most likely be happening to you extremely soon.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santana: Rachel, you can't just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take a hard look at the choices that you're making, where your life is heading.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 15: "Girls (And Boys) on Film"

Will: [to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'
 • Rating: Unrated

Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!
 • Rating: Unrated

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