I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.


Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.


I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.


Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.


Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.


And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.


Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.


Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.


Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.