I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

[to Blaine] Relationships are about trust. And I don't trust you anymore.

Kurt

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.