I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck