I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.


Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.


Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.


I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.


Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.


When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.


Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.


Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.


Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.