I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Santana

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely. And I'm...I'm really sorry.
Kurt: You don't think that I've been lonely? You don't think that I've had temptations? But I didn't act on it because I knew what it meant. It meant something horrible and awful.