Favorite Glee Quotes
I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.Finn
Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.
This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.Brittany
I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.Santana
Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.Kurt
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.Sue
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.Figgins
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.Kurt
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.Kurt