I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.

Kurt