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Glee

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future.

Quinn

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue
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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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