I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.


This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.


Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.


Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.


Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.


Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.


When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.


You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.


Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


Glee Quotes

[to Blaine] Relationships are about trust. And I don't trust you anymore.


Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.