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I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

Brittany

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.

Santana

You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future.

Quinn

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins
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Glee Quotes

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Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn