Glee

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You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany
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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?