When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Sue

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany

Glee Quotes

It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Will

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina