We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


The only straight I am is straight up bitch.


I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.


Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.


Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!


Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.


Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.


Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.