get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely. And I'm...I'm really sorry.
Kurt: You don't think that I've been lonely? You don't think that I've had temptations? But I didn't act on it because I knew what it meant. It meant something horrible and awful.