Favorite Glee Quotes
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.Kurt
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.Sue
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue
If we lose, we should throw possums.Brittany
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching â€” and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.Sue