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I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Sue

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue
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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Will: I hate to say it but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of 'don't belongs'.
Unique: I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
Will: No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.

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