Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel