When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Sue

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: We don't lip sync in Glee
Brittany: My voice is too weak to sing live. I've been up every night this week yelling at the shrubs in my yard that have been making fun of me.