Favorite Glee Quotes
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.Puck
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.Sue
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.Kurt
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.Sue