The only straight I am is straight up bitch.


Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.


When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.


Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!


The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.


Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

If we lose, we should throw possums.


I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.


What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.


Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.


Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.