Favorite Glee Quotes
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.Kurt
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.Puck
We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?Blaine
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
If we lose, we should throw possums.Brittany
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching â€” and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.Sue
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.