The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Sue

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Thank you April for that wonderful lesson in female empowerment.

Will