The only straight I am is straight up bitch.


I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.


When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.


Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.


Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.


Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!


Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.


I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.


Glee Quotes

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?