Favorite Glee Quotes
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.Puck
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.Kurt
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.Sue
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.Sue