Favorite Glee Quotes
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.Kurt
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.Figgins
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.Sue
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue