When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Sue

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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