Favorite Glee Quotes
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.Kurt
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.Sue
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.Sue
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching â€” and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.Sue
If we lose, we should throw possums.Brittany