get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.

Puck

The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

Sue

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Brittany

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Brittany