Favorite Glee Quotes
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.Figgins
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.Sue
We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?Blaine
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.Sue
If we lose, we should throw possums.Brittany
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.Sue