Favorite Glee Quotes
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.Sue
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.Kurt
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.Figgins
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching â€” and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.Sue
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue