Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.


The only straight I am is straight up bitch.


Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!


The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.


Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.


If we lose, we should throw possums.


Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.


Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I just want somebody to love me.