Favorite Glee Quotes
The only straight I am is straight up bitch.Santana
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.Sue
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.Kurt
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!Kurt
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.Brittany
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
If we lose, we should throw possums.Brittany
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.Sue
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue