Kurt: Are we all set in there?
Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.

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So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?

Santana

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This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.

Tina

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Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

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Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

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That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

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I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.

June

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I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

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I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Kurt

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Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

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At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

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You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Sam

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