Glee
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I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.
Brittany
Best of luck New Directions, we really can’t wait to see your set...and crush you like a bug.
Jean-Baptiste
Huh. A bully with a moral code.
Blaine
Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.
Santana
It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.
Artie
Mike Chang, Asian dancer.
Mike Chang
We’re enjoying a long engagement.
Kurt
The past is dead to me. Except for maybe just one thing.
Puck
The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.
Sue
You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.
Kurt
Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?
Puck
We can go to the hockey team! We can do Glee on Ice!
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