Glee
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Porcelain, the first moment I laid eyes on you, I truly didn't understand what I was looking at. With your hippo broaches and your knee length sweaters, standing there all sassy with your arms crossed and your hips cocked out and your eyes rolled back as if to say 'oh, how droll...' But then I got to know you and even though you still constantly annoyed me I got to watch you go through what you went through. The whole coming out thing with your dad, the death threats from the bully whom Blaine later dated. I never knew I had thoughts and feelings about those things until I watched you go through them. You expanded my mind. You taught me things about myself that I would have never discovered on my own. And for that I thank you.
Sue
Thank you. Oh, my gosh, I want to thank my amazing husband and director, Jesse, and my two dads for all of the singing and dancing lessons. I want to thank Carmen Tibideaux at NYADA for giving me a second chance at my degree and all my friends at McKinley High. But, um, I want to dedicate this award to the person who is responsible for getting me on this stage tonight and that person is Mr. Will Schuester. Mr. Shue always taught to my strengths and not my weaknesses and he cheered the loudest when I soared and he picked me up when I was in a million pieces. He taught me the one great thing that all great teachers do, and there are so many of them out there, and that is being part of something special does not make you special. Something is special because you are a part of it. Mr. Shue I love you so much. And to all the boys and girls out there, I just want to say quickly before I walk off, that dreams really do come true.
Rachel
You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.
Kurt
Have you noticed how hot I look in my uniform?
Puck
Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.
Looks like somebody's manstrating.
Kitty
The past is dead to me. Except for maybe just one thing.
Puck
[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.
Sue
[to Blaine] You're America's gay sweetheart!
Puppet Becky
We’re enjoying a long engagement.
Kurt
So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?
Tina
It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.
Artie
