Glee
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[to Spencer] I'm actually kind of jealous of all the snooping around you've been able to do without detection. It's like you're Batman, only gay.
Sue
[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.
Brittany
Don't believe everything Becky Jackson tweets.
Sue
[to Will] Are we actually going to sing or are you about to announce an alumnus walking through the door?
Kitty
Shut up, Dreidel. This is between Butt Chin and me!
Sue
Sue: Well, according to my doomsday watch, it's precisely one minute to midnight. The final chapter of World War Glee.
Will: And it all begins when I trip you on stage.
[to Rachel] You know, we all support you. We always do. Just please think about the future, and not just, like, the next month or the next big ticket out of here. Look back at yourself from the future and ask yourself if dropping out of NYADA is something you're proud of.
Sam
We make really great music together, Rachel. We always have.
Jesse
Kurt: Please tell me that was insured!
Blaine: Oh, it's not. But that was very, very pretty.
Will: What is wrong with you?
Sue: Oh, it's just a flare up of my chronic hate disorder.
A couple of months ago I crawled into this choir room with a mission. A selfish one. I needed you guys to help me get my groove back and, well, it came true. Now the world is opening up to me and the best part is that in this moment, I don't care. All that matters is you guys and the strength of this circle that we've created. So go out there and enjoy it.
Rachel
Rachel, Finn wouldn't want you sitting on the sidelines while life passes you by.
