Glee
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I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.
Jesse
She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!
Kurt
Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.
Emma [to Terri]
Marley: I have this problem. I always assume the best in people.
Jake: That's my favorite thing about you, besides your eyes.
Vote Hummel for McKinley, vote for Kurt.
Rachel
"Advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions. Haven't you seen Mad Men?"
Sue
You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
Sue
They fell in love over the summer, at Asian camp.
Artie
I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.
Sue
God as my witness, I will break her down.
Santana
I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.
Puck
You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.
Sue
