Glee
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[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.
Sue
[to Blaine] You're America's gay sweetheart!
Puppet Becky
Let me hit you with the blunt instrument of reality, Puckerman. You're still you, a douchey playboy who's going to spend the rest of his life dealing with one mess after another as long as he lives. One of these days, you are going to knock someone up, and I feel bad for whoever has to have a child who shares your DNA.
Bree
So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?
Tina
[to Marley] I miss you, every minute of every day. I know that I screwed things up really badly and I'm sorry. I know what I lost and I know that I can't be without you. I need you. I don't want to be this jerk anymore and you are the only one that can make me a better person. A good person.
Jake
You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.
Blaine
Slut! Slut shame!
Sam
I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.
Kurt
Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.
Sam
Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!
Kurt
I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.
Kurt
No Oscar is worth that.
Blaine
