Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

Kurt

It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!

Rachel

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.

June

Am I still here? Am I invisible?

Artie

Trust is a choice.

Kurt

[to Spencer] You take Fred Flintstone off his brontasaurus, all he is is Wilma with a set of man plumbs. Conversation over.

Coach Beiste

[to Santana] Okay, I may be a genius, but how can I argue with the logic of your giant, generous heart?

Brittany

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt