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Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Kurt

I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

Brittany

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

Brittany

Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

(Formerly known asLucy Caboosey) I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.

Quinn

I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.

Puck

A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.

Kurt

I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.

Kurt

It's less Hebraic and more Fabray-ic.

Rachel

Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.

Tina

The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

Santana
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Glee Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.

It's booty camp time!

Will
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