Glee Season 2 Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany" Quotes
It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*
Hey dwarf, anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on To Catch A Predator?Santana [to Rachel]
Carl: I'm gonna put you under a little general anesthesia. You won't feel a thing.
Brittany: Like roofies?
Carl: Yea, totally.
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.Santana
Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.Sue
Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.Sue
It's a Britney Spears sex riot!Sue
Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.Figgins
You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.Emma
The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.Rachel