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It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*

Hey dwarf, anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on To Catch A Predator?

Santana [to Rachel]

Carl: I'm gonna put you under a little general anesthesia. You won't feel a thing.
Brittany: Like roofies?
Carl: Yea, totally.

I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.

Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.

Santana

Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.

Sue

Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

It's a Britney Spears sex riot!

Sue

Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.

Figgins

You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.

Emma

The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.

Rachel
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Glee Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.

I love that look of instant panic each time I try to change your routine.

Carl
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