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Glee

My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.

Kurt

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

These galactic moguls aren't the stars of McKinley. We are. At least I want us to be.

Sam [to Quinn]

Sue, you can't tame the tiger. You've read my tattoos.

Ron

I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!

Sue

We're gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost.

Burt

Carol: We wanted the two of you to be the first to know.
Burt: Yeah, after the kids in that home room.

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