Glee

Glee "Grilled Cheesus" Quotes

Sue [to Emma]: I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: You didn't hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's 23.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kurt: I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Sue: Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and I guess I don't have to. Mary Lou Retton is an orphan or something.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Brittany: I made him a card that said 'heart attacks are just from loving too much.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: [God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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