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I haven't had a drink since we talked. Except beer. And I did some research. Napoleon? Turns out not just a dessert. He was a real dude.

Puck

You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long do you plan on playing the victim card?

Will

Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Brittany

First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?

Sue

I just ended our toilet paper shortage with this enormous check. Wipe away!

Figgins

I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.

Artie

In college, I was in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. I played the Forum

Beiste

Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.

A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.

Brittany

Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.

Brittany
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Glee Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.

Brittany

Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.

Brittany