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Glee "I Am Unicorn" Quotes (Page 2)

Beiste [on Rachel]: She's Jewish. But I think that helps with the whole Puerto Rican thing.
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Puck: You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.
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Puck: I haven't had a drink since we talked. Except beer. And I did some research. Napoleon? Turns out not just a dessert. He was a real dude.
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Will: You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long do you plan on playing the victim card?
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Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.
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Sue: First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Figgins: I just ended our toilet paper shortage with this enormous check. Wipe away!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beiste: In college, I was in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. I played the Forum
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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