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Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.

I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?


Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.


Beth is perfect. She's my perfect thing.


What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.


Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?

I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.


Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?

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