Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.

I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?


Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.


Beth is perfect. She's my perfect thing.


What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.


Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?

I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.


Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?


In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.


I love everything about America, especially NASCAR, your hot black President and the Victoria's Secret catalog.


You can't cancel the musical. I was considering changing my name to Maria.


Glee Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

I got a bee in my bonnet, and that bee's name is "government waste."


You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.

Brittany [to Rory]