May I have this dance?

Blaine

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Kurt

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.

Figgins

They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

Kurt

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Santana

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!

Santana

Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.

Sue

Torah Torah Torah! It's go time!

Puck

Best prom ever!

Brittany

Jesse: They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn

Glee Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Prom is like our Oscars.

Santana

Where does Lauren keep your balls?

Jacob