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Glee

These costumes are causing some unmentionable chafing.

Lauren

Rachel: You said you'd never break up with me.
Finn: I never thought you'd make me feel like this.

Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me?
Rachel: Yes.
Finn: I love you.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Kurt [to Rachel]

Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.

Artie [to Tina]

Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.

Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany
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