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These costumes are causing some unmentionable chafing.

Lauren

Rachel: You said you'd never break up with me.
Finn: I never thought you'd make me feel like this.

Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me?
Rachel: Yes.
Finn: I love you.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Kurt [to Rachel]

Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.

Artie [to Tina]

Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.

Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany

All I can say is that I didn't steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone.

Puck

I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.

Brittany

I know I'm more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that.

Brittany
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Glee Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.

Quinn [to Rachel]

You're a constellation of stars. I just hate to think you might be ignoring some of them because they don't burn quite as bright.

Emma
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