Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 9: "Special Education" Quotes
These costumes are causing some unmentionable chafing.
Lauren
Rachel: You said you'd never break up with me.
Finn: I never thought you'd make me feel like this.
Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me?
Rachel: Yes.
Finn: I love you.
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.
You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.
Kurt [to Rachel]
Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
Artie [to Tina]
Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.
Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?
If we lose, we should throw possums.
Brittany
All I can say is that I didn't steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone.
Puck
I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.
Brittany
I know I'm more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that.
Brittany
