Your dreams are not dead. You've just grown out of them.

Rachel

I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.

Kurt

Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?

Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.

Santana

Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.

Rachel

I've never had meat substitute before that tasted so much like real meat.

Rachel

I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but I hear he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.

Sebastian

Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.

Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?

Kurt

Rachel: You can't do this with your brother.
Finn: Not unless you live in Kentucky.

As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.

Artie

When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.

Artie

Glee Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.

Artie

When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.

Artie