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Finn: It's nice helping other people's dreams come true.
Will: It's called being a teacher.

[to Will] I would rather be here, far from you, but feeling really close, rather than close to you but feeling really far away.


Kitty: I don't get it. I prayed really hard about this.
Joe: Maybe God didn't hear you because he was busy helping people with cancer.
Kitty: Shut it, Avatar.

I don't feel right in the men's locker room, but I can't go into the girls'. And I don't feel right in men's clothing, but I can't wear dresses every day. It sucks to never know your place. It's just nice, for once, to feel like I've found one.


[to Emma] Pumpkin, Will loves you like a farmer loves his blue ribbon pig.


Will: In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.
Sue: There's no way that's true.

Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.

Finn: Hey, what are you doing?
Ryder: Studying.
Finn: In study hall? I think you're the first.

[to Marley] I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I'm blanking.

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