Glee

Glee "Theatricality" Quotes

Puck: While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Kurt: What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Finn: We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Shelby: Boys, I don't wanna hear about chafing just because you're wearing metal underwear. Not my problem.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Brittany: You look terrible. I look awesome.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rachel: My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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