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While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.


What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!


We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.


Boys, I don't wanna hear about chafing just because you're wearing metal underwear. Not my problem.


You look terrible. I look awesome.


My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.


Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.

When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.


Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

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