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While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.

Puck

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

Kurt

We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.

Finn

Boys, I don't wanna hear about chafing just because you're wearing metal underwear. Not my problem.

Shelby

You look terrible. I look awesome.

Brittany

My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.

Rachel

Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.

When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.

Rachel

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.

Tina

My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

Tina

American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.

Figgins
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