Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 20: "Theatricality" Quotes
While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.
Puck
What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!
Kurt
We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.
Finn
Boys, I don't wanna hear about chafing just because you're wearing metal underwear. Not my problem.
Shelby
You look terrible. I look awesome.
Brittany
My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.
Rachel
Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.
When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.
Rachel
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.
Tina
My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.
Tina
American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.
Figgins
