Glee
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You sing like a girl. In a good way.
Kurt's dad
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
You're irritating. But don't take that personally.
Artie [to Rachel]
Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
Finn
Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.
Mercedes
It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.
Rachel [on Defying Gravity]
I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.
Kurt
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!
Kurt
Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're, like, toxic assets.
Quinn
I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.
Finn
I can't be caged in, Sue. That's why I got my tiger tattoo.
Rod
