The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.

Mercedes

It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.

Puck

Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.

I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.

Sue

Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.

Rachel

Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.

Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!

I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with [Rachel].

Quinn

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

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I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.

Sue

I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.

Sue

You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."

Sue

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt