Glee
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Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
Puck
Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
Will
What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
Sue
You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
Sue
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
Sue
Your arms are lovely. But I just don't see us working out.
Rachel
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!
When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.
Quinn
I don't really groove on Young MC.
Puck
I want the Thong Song. I was something I can shake my money maker to.
Ken
Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.
