So, what do you say, fellas? Will you give America what at least 52% of it will legally tolerate?

Sue

Kurt, Blaine, the whole time I was planning this high-end barn wedding, all I could think about was you guys, and not because you remind me of the pig and the gay rat from Charlotte's Web.

Brittany

Santana: Do you even know why a groom couldn't see the bride before the wedding?
Brittany: Cannibalism?

Tina: Is it really so crazy for a girl to ask a boy for his hand in marriage these days?
Artie: When you're not even dating the boy?
Puck: Yes, it is.

Brittany: I find it really hard to track your relationship.
Kurt: Well, this...isn't really about me.

[to Blaine] Ever since Kurt came back to Lima, there's been this ticking clock hanging over us. Time's up.

Dave

Wow. The Rachel Berry childhood bedroom. Is it weird to think that someday this room's gonna be recreated in some Broadway museum, hopefully with animatronic robots?

Sam

Spencer, I'm glad to hear you say that you're one of us. That's all I've ever wanted to hear from you. That you're more than just a star player. That you're part of this team.

Coach Beiste

I've been dealing with ignorante people who couldn't understand me my whole life. But you know what? I couldn't be happier with myself. How many people get to say that?

Coach Beiste

Will: No one goes after one of my friends and gets away with it.
Sue: Except for me. I always go after your friends and I've never not gotten away with it.

Well, McKinley, this is it. It took a long time to get here and my heart's racing like a slow pig at a sausage factory, but I can truly say that today I'm living the life I always wanted.

Coach Beiste

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck