Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 19)

Episode 4: "Preggers"

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Quinn [to Puck]: I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sue: Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Kurt: Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kendra: Dishonesty is food to the marriage. It will die without it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Kurt: It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "Acafellas"

Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!
 • Rating: Unrated

Puck: Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sandy: He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Josh Groban: Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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