Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 22: "Journey"

Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue: It's as barren as me in here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: We don't care what the judges say: we won. Because we had you as a teacher.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: I love you, Emma. And you love me. Dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I'm an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olivia Newton-John: Brunettes have no place in show business.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Josh Groban: One, are you single? Two, how about those New Directions?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]: You suck! You suck! You suck!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 21: "Funk"

Kurt: Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Sue: I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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